November

Well here we are in this abyss we all call November.This is definitely one of those transitional months in between fall and winter where we get a myriad of weather and other great stuff.We are going to be raking and blowing leaves which is at some times enjoyable except for when u have to do it on an average of 3x a freakin day.WTF leaves.Is it leaves or leafs?Who the H E double hockey sticks knows?I can tell you one thing for sure tho, when the first of the month came we had our first frost.Thanks for waiting until after Halloween mother nature.I know a  great month of mtb'ing is ahead of us with awesome colors in the trees and solid trails not dampened by rain.I am excited about that.I think i am going to dress up in all black(ninja gear) and scare my friends on their Thursday nite ride this month.Hide in the trees or bushes or something like that and scare the shit out of them.I am kind of excited for Thanksgiving though,i get to cook the turkey again.In the front yard!I learned this special technique from my friend Adam M. he uses a metal garbage can, but i have procured a giant stock pot that transfers heat better.It also does a great job of keeping the oven from being crowded.Check with me later to see how it turns out.Last year it was a big hit.This is also the time of year when idiot Amuricans(derogatory) over crowd the mall and walmart parking lots to buy dumbshit for their family and friends.Do us all a favor and get in and get out dont wander around aimlessly and look at all the lights.You've seem em before and you'll see em again.While im on the topic...I hate Christmas...call me what you will, a scrooge or whatever you'd like but im over it.As Amuricans we exploit every holiday we can get our hands on and this is especially true for Xmas.I mean really, there was Xmas shit on the shelves even before the end of October.WTF Amurica?Most people don't even know why we celebrate Xmas.And now its politically incorrect to wish someone a Merry Xmas.FUCK OFF.I understand that there are more than just Christians people in this country but since when cant we just be cheery about the time of year.Its all the corporations fault that we say Happy Holidays now instead of the traditional Merry Xmas.That and once again i'll say it.....Amuricans....Please keep in mind that when i use that term i am not referring to everyone that lives in the United States of America just the idiots that live in this country who make us all look bad.These are you under educated walmart going rednecks,and well i cant think of anymore examples right now but i will post a list when i think of them all.Let me know if you think of any BTW...Now back to my point everybody who is offended by Merry Xmas is so lawyer happy and ready to sue someone at a moments notice that's why we are screwed.Those people are Amuricans.Well that's enough of me ranting for today check back with me soon.Thanks.